Swear to God this is a true story......................ps. i m not religious....would never want someone to think that.....i d rather someone think I was a beggar before them thinking I was religious...ANYWAYS,
I lived in Banff, AB for a summer when I was 18...Banff is a little ski resort town in the CAnadian rockies...The even better thing is that it is crawling with chicks ages 18-30...most are sluts who just want to fvck.....Very true...I moved there with 4 guys I went to school with and we all got jobs at this hotel...It was so easy to get laid it was sickening...No joke....There was Snatch everywhere..Theres a main drag with some bars on it ( tommy's, aurora, out of bounds) and u could easily walk up and down the street and pick up sluts..( for free JJ).I learned many valuable lessons in these few months...I nailed 9 chicks in 26 days , while taking head from two others..Then I fell for this massage therapist chick and was a good guy for a while,,What a waste...ANyways I met up with this chick from work at Tommys and proceeded to drink as some friends showed up..We were fvckin loaded..Probably a little high as well...SO she says to me " I wanna fvck*" ( swear to GOD..see above) ..I almost passed out on the spot..I ve had girlfriends say that and stuff but its not the same as when some girl you work with says it...So I say " sure..so do " I ..I was a bit speechless still...SO we said our goodbyes to our friends and took a cab back to my room...I lived with my 4 buddies from home so two of us had beds in the back and two in the front..I was in the back and nobody else was home..SO we went home got a little more drunk, a little higher and she started to get naked in the back part of my room..She was pretty hot..not a 10 but maybe a honest 7...Her parents are loaded so it made her a easy 9.....IMO..lol...Anywho, we start making out, then she starts goin down on me...sweet..gotta love head....SO this goes on for a FEW minutes and then she comes up for air and jumps on my rod.....Starts goin nuts...a true 19 yr old slut...So I fvck* her every which way for like 15 minutes, she then starts riding me again and all of a sudden.................................................BOOM.........................open the flood gates brotha....I had no idea what was going on, there was SNATCH JUICE everywhere..I could tell it wasnt piss because it didnt smell like piss and I was pretty sure this chcik didnt decide to piss on me...SO we kept goin( she didnt say a word) and I dont like to blow it in sluts I dont really know becuase I m scared 9 months down the road I will have a little surprise waiting for me...So I take my rod out of her and she gets on her knees and tells me to blow it on her face...CRAZY....CRAZY...SO as soon as she said that it was game over and I had administered one hell of a facial.( HI identity)..I walk over to turn the lights on and look at the bed and see that it look like someone dumped like ten liters of water of water on the sheets...It was fvckin crazy...never seen anything like it..Everytime I here the song " KALIFORNIA" by DRE and TUPAC I think of that night...it was on repeat in the background...lol....Just wish I could have seen it pour out like that video from our friend FISHHEAD..SO that is my little squirting story...I highly recommended you guys find yourself a squirter..They are rare, but worth the effort...I would go out with a chick that was a little uglier if she could squirt everyday..Sad but true....I have a great hockey rookie party story for you guys too if you wish....and if you guys are lucky you can hear the old lady in the field story also...PEACE....Dont be a doubter, you will Know when you meet me that they are true..lol...This funniest part of this whole night was that I had fvcked her on my buddies bed and not mine.by mistake...It was nassty...jiz and whatever she shot out was all over his bed..lmao..I was too tired so I didnt change the sheets.He came home that night all loaded and passed out in the bed with out knowing he was lying in a pool of jiz and squirt juice......lol...PEACE....